You share details of the current guy with this other guy…and that other guy. Relationships and love are important to you-not so important, of course, that you don’t have a few pieces on the side at all times. It’s not even that you like sex so much as you love feeling wanted, so it’s a near certainty that you will eventually resort to emotional cheating. Woe unto the poor soul who falls in love with you, because sooner or later they’re going to fall on their face. You have a “bullpen” full of backup lovers that you can booty-call at 4AM should things go south with the current one. Your “number” is very high-higher than even your credit score. But you don’t even mind getting caught, because it’s an ego boost-you actually prefer getting caught, you egomaniac sexaholic. Let’s face it-you’re a cheater.Įveryone knows you’re a cheater, but do you really have to be so open about it? I mean, you didn’t even put away the lube and used condoms that you left on your night table. You like the cheating, you like the getting-caught part, and then you like cheating on the person you cheated on your previous lover with. If there was a way to cheat after death, you’d do that, too. Once a cheater, always a cheater? Honey, were BORN a cheater.
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